The (real) men of Benenden School are embracing Movember for an alternative cause which previous staff are currently supporting with their time and lifestyles. I'm growing an easy-riding tombstone with the girth of a little tramp, according to the John L Moustache Style Guide, and I'm getting heckled from the back of the classrooms for my troubles. And there was I thinking it would be an impressive fashion statement. Make the stigma worthwhile by chucking me a couple of quid.