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Welcome to my page!
I've decided to cause myself some pain for charity because everyone loves to see someone getting hurt and in pain (what a twisted people we are).
I'll be dragging myself though mud pits, jumping in to pools of ice, crawling through tear gas, running through live electrical wires and basically trying to not to die.
I'll be wearing a go pro (obviously funded by yours truly, along with all other costs) for everyone to witness the "fun" I have gone through.*
Sadly now that you've read this far, you are legally obligated to donate.
If you leave this page without donating you'll regret it.
Every night you'll lay awake thinking of all those times you had a frappuccino or starbuzz shisha; Then wonder why you couldn't give it up for 1 month and instead give that money towards food and clothing for an orphaned child living in terrible conditions.
So why not give up your vice for 1 month to improve your health and life, while also helping those much less fortunate than ourselves.
Thank you for your time!
p.s. Obviously I knew you were going to donate generously before I made you feel bad ;)
Muhammad Marhoon.
*Reading after this line causes donation to become compulsory.