This facial mattress has been growing all the way together with my beloved Leicester City hitting one high after the next. When it is all done, no matter the outcome, it is time to let it go. Many people have been nagging me to shave it off.

Now is the time to put your money where your mouth is. 15th of May after the final match of the season in the Tin Hat in Hinckley, 3 winners will be drawn that can all have a go at removing my facial growings.

No open knives, chainsaws, machetes or swords are allowed. Just a clipper.

Be generous for a very good cause, people. I have seen the pain it has caused a good friend and that disease taking children has to be found out.

Thank you all.